fuckyeahmayans

2012 and all that.

This is the first account, the first narrative. There was neither man, nor animal, birds, fishes, crabs, trees, stones, caves, ravines, grasses, nor forests; there was only the sky.

—Popol Vuh, Part 1, Chapter 1

(Source: meta-religion.com)

Magical Thinking.

Crap circles.

I can’t make it all the way through this video. I felt that I could share it with you who are far greater than I. I have to lie down now and think about Science. Crop Circles. Mayans. Ufos. Prophecies. Gaaaaaaaaaah. Brain explode nonsense woo woo.

This is the account of how all was in suspense, all calm, in silence; all motionless, still, and the expanse of the sky was empty.

—Popol Vuh, Part 1, Chapter 1

(Source: meta-religion.com)

wtfpoliticalcartoons: Rick’s arm must have dislocated for reaching this far for a metaphor. a lay-away joke.

wtfpoliticalcartoons:

Rick’s arm must have dislocated for reaching this far for a metaphor.

a lay-away joke.

Beautiful Mayan Poetry and stuff…

Beautiful Mayan Poetry and stuff…

 ’We found a large number of books in these characters and, as they contained nothing in which were not to be seen as superstition and lies of the devil, we burned them all, which they (the Maya) regretted to an amazing degree, and which caused them much affliction.’ History, being full of ironies as it is, continues with this fine fellow: Bishop Diego de Landa Calderón, whilst responsible for a great deal of destruction of Mayan art and literature, due to the assiduous nature of his recording of that destruction, is also our major source for the very thing he was spending much of his time destroying. Oh irony, hold me close, keep me warm in the dark watches of the night.  

 ’We found a large number of books in these characters and, as they contained nothing in which were not to be seen as superstition and lies of the devil, we burned them all, which they (the Maya) regretted to an amazing degree, and which caused them much affliction.’

History, being full of ironies as it is, continues with this fine fellow:

Bishop Diego de Landa Calderón, whilst responsible for a great deal of destruction of Mayan art and literature, due to the assiduous nature of his recording of that destruction, is also our major source for the very thing he was spending much of his time destroying. Oh irony, hold me close, keep me warm in the dark watches of the night.  

This has nothing to do with anything yet I feel compelled to share, this, what I can only describe as a monster… I know that this has nothing to do with Mayans but the picture does make me think a lot about the end of the world. This is what all the female robots will look like when the Robot Apocalypse comes. The robots will use these android creatures to placate and milk us, for whatever purpose they find for our bodies, after their victory.

This has nothing to do with anything yet I feel compelled to share, this, what I can only describe as a monster…

I know that this has nothing to do with Mayans but the picture does make me think a lot about the end of the world.

This is what all the female robots will look like when the Robot Apocalypse comes.

The robots will use these android creatures to placate and milk us, for whatever purpose they find for our bodies, after their victory.

Marshmallows anyone?

Marshmallows anyone?

Where is Clarissa when you need her?

(Source: burnished)